Monday, March 30, 2015

The Idler, Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Police harassment

THE police in Chula Vista, California, ran an e-mail forum with the local community, 

the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the participants posed the following 

question: "I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually 

harass people and get away with it?"

From the law enforcement side, a Sergeant Bennett gave a comprehensive reply:

"It's not easy. In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people. 

Only about 60% of those cops are on general patrol duty where we do most of our 

harassing. 

"At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available 

for harassing people. while the rest are off duty. So roughly one cop is responsible for 

harassing about 5 000 residents.

"When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people 

from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible 

for harassing 10 000 or more people a day.

"Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36 000 seconds long. This gives a cop 

one second to harass a person, and then only threequarters of a second to eat a 

doughnut and then find a new person to harass. 

"This is not an easy task. What we do is utilise some tools to help us narrow down 

those people which we can realistically harass.

 "The tools available to us are as follows:

• "Phone: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on 

a person for special harassment. "My neighbour is beating his wife" is a code 

phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special 

harassment. Another popular one: "There's a guy breaking into a house." The 

harassment team is then put into action.

• "Car: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to 

harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licences 

and the like. It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing 

more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the 

harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk or 

have an outstanding warrant on file.

• "Runners: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. 

Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent 

of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours to determine 

why they didn't want to talk to us.

• "Statutes: When we don't have phones or cars and have nothing better to 

do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. 

They are called statutes, criminal codes, motor vehicle codes etc... They spell 

out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people. After you 

read the statute, you can just drive around for a while until you find someone 

violating one of these listed offences and harass them. Just last week I saw 

a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's 

not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It's a really cool 

system that we've set up, and it works pretty well ..."

Durban is launching an inquiry into the metro police? Let's have Sergeant Bennett, of 

the Chula Vista police department, California, as an expert witness. Clearly, what we 

need is constant police harassment.

Tailpiece

A FELLOW is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university 

library. He asks a girl:  "Do you mind if I squeeze in beside you 

here?"

She replies in a loud voice: ""No, I don't want to spend the night 

with you!"

Everyone stares, shocked. He slinks away to another table.

Next thing the girl gets up and walks over to him. She laughs: 

"I study psychology. I know what a man is thinking. You felt 

embarrassed right?  This is for a research project I'm involved in."

He replies in a loud voice the whole place can hear: "R800 for one 

night? That's robbery!" 

Then he whispers in her ear. "I'm studying law. We'll take you 

psychos down any day."

Last word

I'm as pure as the driven slush. 

Tallulah Bankhead

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