The Idler, Monday, November 19, 2018

Encounters

with some

ugly ladies

THERE was this ugly female breastfeeding in public. Sies! No, it wasn't the Street Shelter for the Over-Forties, it was at Mlilwane Game Sanctuary in Eswatini, which they used to call Swaziland. We were at a campfire and this warthog – to be fair, no less beautiful than others of her species – was huddled up to the campfire and suckling her two little babies.

I could have sat on her, thinking it was a log. That would have been fun.

What was I doing in the land of the Swazis? As mentioned last week, this is where the first stirrings are being felt of a movement to reverse the 41-year Cites ban on international trade in rhino horn. Conservationists, scientists and businessmen are involved, and the expectation is that by the time similar conferences are held in Mozambique and in Pretoria, an array of international experts will have been assembled to make a few waves.

The sentiment is one of indignation that the countries of the northern hemisphere – where there are no rhinos except in zoos – should be riding roughshod over the countries of the south that do have rhino and are having the devil's own job protecting them from poachers who are heavily financed by the illicit trade that has been made possible by the Cites ban, and who threaten to drive the rhino into extinction.

If international trade in rhino horn were permitted, the argument goes, the takings could pay for the anti-poaching campaign without a single rhino being unnecessarily killed. Natural attrition plus a degree of private sector horn harvesting would more than supply demand from the Far East, which is driven by traditional medicine, culture and mysticism and fuelled by rising prosperity in places like China and Vietnam.

Financial fundi Michael Eustace put forward a fascinating blueprint for regulation of a legitimised rhino horn trade, based on the monopoly model used by De Beers to control the international diamond trade. A single horn broker should be appointed to periodically invite traders to a secure room at OR Tambo international airport to view a parcel of horn at a fixed price – take it or leave it.

Eustace is co-founder of African Parks, an organisation not for profit that runs 14 parks in various African countries, where the governments really could not be bothered. African Parks is responsible for the conservation of some 10 million hectares altogether of wilderness habitat.

Ted Reilly, chief executive of Big Game Parks, which conducts conservation in Eswatini on behalf of the government, said Africa was believed to have had 100 000 black rhino in 1960. The Cites ban was introduced in 1977, and now there are only 5 000.

Go figure!

That was the work side of it. Besides that there was a lot of fun – conviviality interspersed with bird calls by a senior ranger from Hluhluwe-Mfolosi named Sabelo Mdlalose and the cry of the blue crane from a fellow named Bugsy van Heerden. A wonderful game drive over impossibly rugged terrain.

 

Then pursuit by a very ugly and angry lady. This huge crocodile took exception to our photographing and filming her on her nest and she lunged out and chased us up a bank. That you are reading this account tells you we outpaced her.

Tailpiece

 

WHY is the ocean so restless?

Well wouldn't you be restless with crabs all over your bottom.

Last word

GRATITUDE is riches. Complaint is poverty. – Doris Day.