Hurricane
Katrina
consequence
A HISTORY lesson from America is sent in by reader Beau Lintner. It arose during the rebuilding of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, during which home-owners had to prove title to their property, sometimes reaching back hundreds of years. It could be complicated.
A lawyer sought a Federal Housing Administration rebuilding loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted upon submission of satisfactory proof of ownership of the parcel of property as it was being offered as collateral.
It took the lawyer three months, but he was able to prove title to the property dating back to 1803. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply
"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."
The lawyer's response.
"Your letter regarding title in Case No.189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have proof of title extended further than the 206 years already covered in the present application.
"I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working with real property, would not know that Louisiana was purchased by the United States from France in 1803 , the year of origin of title identified in our application.
"For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to US ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Queen Isabella.
"The good Queen Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus's expedition.
"Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana.
"God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, and the FHA. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory.
"Now, may we have our damn reconstruction loan?"
The loan was swiftly approved.
SLOGAN displayed at the Street Shelter for the Over-Forties: "Join the three days of challenge! No alcohol on February 29, 30 and 31!"
Tailpiece
A RECENTLY divorced man is attending an alimony hearing to determine payments.
The judge: "After considering the matter, I've decided to award your former wife R10 000 a month."
"That's jolly kind of you. In fact I'll chip in a few bucks myself when I can."
Last word
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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